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eeveez:

eeveez:

egg-tampon:

god I’m horny

"hello horny, im god"

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Why is Santa’s sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year

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fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

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paatroklos:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

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yes-this-is-groot:

All these nudes leaking, but the krabby patty formula is safe

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